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PostSubject: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 3:01 pm   Post numberPost #1

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuck!

[Beelz]
Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz]
Fuck, fuck, fuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What is the catch?

[JB]
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if _I_ win?
[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
[JB] ...to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ha ha
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB]
No!
C'mon Kage, let's fight his music, with our music
[KG]
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB]
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[KG]
No
Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] Deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
[JB]
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, fuckers!

[JB] NO!

[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
Oh no!

[JB]
From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again

[Beelz]
No! Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 3:19 pm   Post numberPost #2

Rap sucks, you know that?
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 3:21 pm   Post numberPost #3

You forgot the video Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 3:28 pm   Post numberPost #4

yeahhh thats the one eheh

but the intro is even better
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 3:47 pm   Post numberPost #5

Yeah, your intro rocks Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 3:52 pm   Post numberPost #6

Whats this? i dont even..
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PostSubject: putas e vinho verde   Fri 27 May 2011, 3:54 pm   Post numberPost #7



this one, participating, Dio and Meat loaf


A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yea there was a black sheep,
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see of
Fucking rocking all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align.

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Oh the dragon's balls were blazin'
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalizing fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in a party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
You've disobeyed my orders son,
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's the devil's work,
He wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me hear you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone...
I'm askin' for your guidance,
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock.
My Father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not the devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my Dad...

..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
I hear you brave young Jables,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
On this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band!
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart.
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art.
But in the end he knew
That he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock!
Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
Raye-yayayayaye-yock.
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:06 pm   Post numberPost #8

@Warloke wrote:
Whats this? i dont even..

off-topic in the Application section cracked up laughing
meh likes Twisted Evil
w8in for the trolls now cracked up laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:19 pm   Post numberPost #9

lol what trolls?

cant I share nice stuff with u?
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:28 pm   Post numberPost #10

camane wrote:
lol what trolls?

cant I share nice stuff with u?

Yes sure ,you can, but that's not exactly the purpose of this section Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:32 pm   Post numberPost #11

yeahh but feel the love, cmon
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:33 pm   Post numberPost #12

dudes... whats this? and who are you guys? xD



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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:33 pm   Post numberPost #13

Lame
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:34 pm   Post numberPost #14

/hump ash.

enjoy the freedom of the spam topic D:
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:40 pm   Post numberPost #15

SPAM SPAM SPAM ... S.P.A.M!! Kick asss
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:41 pm   Post numberPost #16

I feel the love already
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:46 pm   Post numberPost #17

hehehe ye love is in the air xD
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 4:55 pm   Post numberPost #18



now love is in the audio drives!!
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 5:13 pm   Post numberPost #19

what guild is this one?
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 5:16 pm   Post numberPost #20

Nothing is true everything is permitted

as the "lame" guy said*
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 5:17 pm   Post numberPost #21

PAS MI LIDER!
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 5:18 pm   Post numberPost #22

its in the link
and howd ya find our site? <.>
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 6:17 pm   Post numberPost #23

was looking for guilds on gd

then i found this one




I need a guild..
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 6:19 pm   Post numberPost #24

No you dont .
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PostSubject: Re: Belzeboss application #27-Closed   Fri 27 May 2011, 6:21 pm   Post numberPost #25

yes i need
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